Stop tagging me to fight your arguments for you.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sindri42
burgrs

*petting my cat* please cure my depression
cat: *prrbhbphr*
me: thanks

pizzapugss

Fun fact!!

Cats don’t only purr because they’re content! When they’re sick, or when a kitten/companion is sick, they purr to help heal faster. So if you’re feeling down and your cat friend comes up to purr on you, it’s because they sense something’s up and they want to help you feel better!

psychicbirdstarlight

Imagine beeing an animal that literally has a build in ‘comfort my loved ones’ function and still have people think you are an asshole by nature.

xspiderfanx

dude one time I was sitting on the sidewalk outside my house late at night crying my eyes out and a stray cat just came up, sat in my lap, and started purring while kneading my legs. a cat I had never even met before was there for me when nobody else was. what did we ever do to deserve cats?

kittyplayz1cantmsg4somereason

We watched over their kittens while they hunted the plentiful mice gathered by our food supplies. It’s not so much domestication as it is symbiosis

darkvioletcloud
nitw

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Sit Next To Me Right Now

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Now Listen To Me Young Human I Am Talking Directly Into: Your Ear Now

I Need You To Do Me A Favor

You Will Do This For Me (Threat)

I Need You To Go To Cyber Field And I Need You To Ask The Bastard On Guard Duty If They Have Toby Foxs Pro Skater On The Ps2

If You Come Back Empty Handed Youll Be In Big Trouble Sweetie Honey Gravy

You Will Never See The Light Of Day (Literally Lmao)