YO STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE ABSOLUTE SICKEST BLUE BUG
Alternate timeline where Samus is a single mother working in the big city.
*petting my cat* please cure my depression
cat: *prrbhbphr*
me: thanks
Fun fact!!
Cats don’t only purr because they’re content! When they’re sick, or when a kitten/companion is sick, they purr to help heal faster. So if you’re feeling down and your cat friend comes up to purr on you, it’s because they sense something’s up and they want to help you feel better!
Imagine beeing an animal that literally has a build in ‘comfort my loved ones’ function and still have people think you are an asshole by nature.
dude one time I was sitting on the sidewalk outside my house late at night crying my eyes out and a stray cat just came up, sat in my lap, and started purring while kneading my legs. a cat I had never even met before was there for me when nobody else was. what did we ever do to deserve cats?
We watched over their kittens while they hunted the plentiful mice gathered by our food supplies. It’s not so much domestication as it is symbiosis
Tadano: When I said 'bring me something back from the beach' I meant like a seashell.
Hitomi, wrestling a seagull: Well you didn't fucking said that.
ive been obsessing over this for a while
post-apocalyptic gang like the kings, the gang that worship elvis from fallout new vegas, except they’re all skaters who worship tony hawk
Addendum: none of them know what he looked like
Dungeon Meshi by Ryoko Kui
this is so sad. reblog if you would warm her in an air fryer
It’s okay guys don’t worry
cats is the same.
The old gyroids were TERRIFYING
pussy
soooo so so ignorant.
Why do you hate our culture
the old gyroids WALKED so the new ones could RUN never post this ignorant ass shit again or i will find you
Sit Next To Me Right Now
Now Listen To Me Young Human I Am Talking Directly Into: Your Ear Now
I Need You To Do Me A Favor
You Will Do This For Me (Threat)
I Need You To Go To Cyber Field And I Need You To Ask The Bastard On Guard Duty If They Have Toby Foxs Pro Skater On The Ps2
If You Come Back Empty Handed Youll Be In Big Trouble Sweetie Honey Gravy
You Will Never See The Light Of Day (Literally Lmao)
Headcanon: This is why she became a cop and keep telling people, ((especially Kris)) to stay on the sidewalk. This is canon in my heart and I won’t take any criticism.
She found her hero <3